60 Seconds Max

Just got home from 60 Seconds Max edition of Spin the Bottle. I had dreams of doing a clown sketch but then the wedding dress was too expensive and so I ditched it all at the last minute and had my devil character host an open mic poetry night.

I wrote some really bad performance poetry, complete with references to menstrual blood and mother-beatings. My favorite lines of the poem: "I hate you more than all the things that start with the letter A. I hate you more than all the things that start with the letter B. I hate you more than all the things that start with the letter C..." as the lights faded.

It was well-received and I would say it was a sucessful bit. Just right for 60 seconds.